my conclusion of the atomic bomb

hello people and idiots. i finally know how the atomic bomb was created!! first you need a candle, a person or idiot, and a table!.
    u aim the person or idiot's butt at the candle on the table,

then u make him fart!!
then,BOOM!!!!
thats how atomic bomb was created!
thank you thank you
i know im dumb no need to praise me
THANK YOU!!

how it all started

i was a smart boy in class,everyone thinks i was super.
so, one day i was getting ice cream to smoothen my face when i stepped on dog shit

i was so furious when i saw a mouse on the road, i threw it a few metres away

i started eating the shit off my shoe when the mouse came back to get its revenge.
i came home. donating alot of blood